Aussie In Seoul

Well here is the deal. I am Australian and just moved to Seoul with my wife to work in a 5 star hotel. I hope to share some of my thoughts and comments over the Years I am here!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

BBQ Etiquette

It is important to refresh your memory on BBQ etiquette as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, & makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils & sauces, & takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates & cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her & asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL & HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces & brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table & does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN & THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

LOL everyone .. it's just a joke!

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2 Comments:

  • At 1:48 am, Blogger mirage said…

    Simon you forgot to add the part where the MAN decides that the fire should be more and pours some kind of flamable liquid onto it almost causing the next national bushfire! and the WOMAN rolls her eyes and says "its a guy thing".
    LOl - its a joke too. (thats why I bought a gas BBQ!)

     
  • At 8:32 pm, Anonymous annabanana said…

    uhurm...korean, aussie or pinoy they are all the same! lol!
    how are you simon? i cant wait for clariza to join me swimming..im so giddy! :D

     

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